Batman

The Top Ten Batman Stories Ever Told (IMO)

I have been spending a lot of time with the Caped Crusader recently. I finally beat Arkham Asylum yesterday and have been re-watching the awesome 1990’s animated series. Ever since I got into funnybooks in the 90’s, Batman was my favourite. My collection got started when my Aunt sent me Amazing Spider-Man #365 . I was 13 years old. It had an annoying hologram cover and I had no idea who anyone but Spider-Man was,  but i found myself gripped by its superior artistry and Peter Parker’s smart quips.

The beginning of a beautiful friendship...
The beginning of a beautiful friendship…

But it wasn’t till I picked up a copy of Detective Comics that I fell in love with a superhero. After reading Spider-Man for a year, this was a whole new world. The Dark Knight was bigger, badder and was an adult. Sometimes, you weren’t sure if he was anymore sane than his enemies. And that was another big draw of the Bat: he has the greatest rogues gallery in comics.

Bat-baddies: minus the awesome
Bat-baddies: minus the awesome

He also has some of the greatest stories ever told, and I ‘m gonna list my favourites right here. Just try and stop me! This list is for the two people who read this blog.  I’m going to include all media formats – comics, novels, TV shows. Not films though, enough has been said about those in my opinion.  Just to show the different interpretations and shades that each one gives to this legendary loonie. Let the listing begin! Yay!

Batman: The Animated Series – Heart Of Ice

Written By: Paul Dini

The first truly great episode of the Animated series managed a phenomenal feat: it completely revitalised a Batman villan. During the 60’s TV show, Freeze was a basic, one-note bad guy for Batman to defeat easily, and had no qualities or gimmicks other than being really cold. Pretty lame. Heart Of Ice turned Victor Fries into a tragic figure with a heartbreaking story of a man driven to the edge by the loss of his wife. Both the animation and the writing were excellent (what else would you expect from Bruce Timm and Paul Dini?) and the episode won the show it’s first Emmy and is widley considered the greatest episode ever. Here is the final scene:

The planned ending was to have a weeping Freeze in his cell, with his tears freezing and turning into snowflakes. Timm and Dini mentioned that if they could go back and do any episode again, they would do Heart of Ice and would include this. That would have been perfect.

Batman Adventures:  Mad Love

  • Written By: Paul Dini
  • Art: Bruce Timm

My first comics crush
My first comics crush

I must admit something: I’m in love with Harley Quinn. I know, I know; she has an annoying, high pitched voice, dresses like a nut and loves her unique verbal slang (puddin’!) but there is something utterly adorable about her undying love for her Mister J. This is more great stuff from Timm and Dini, this time in comic form. It traces the origins of Harleen Quinzell, one of their own creations on TAS that proved so popular she got introduced into Batman canon. It has really great, playful art and wonderful writing. Frank Miller, who will crop up later in this list, said it was one of the greatest Batman stories of all time. I agree!

Hush

  • Written By: Jeph Loeb
  • Art: Jim Lee

I had the Absolute version of this...but I sold it. Yeah, Im stupid
I had the Absolute version of this…but I sold it. Yeah, I’m stupid

Hush was an epic year long arc and was boundry-pushing in every way possible. It took me a while to get used to Loeb’s writing on Hush, as it seemed like he was intent on mixing up every relationship in the Bat-universe (Batman kicks Supes ass, starts dating Selina Kyle and Two-Face recovers from his madness) and relied on shocks too much for my liking (Jason Todd missing from his grave? Really?). But the caliber of the mystery within the story is worth it. Loeb excels at setting up whodunnit’s and throws almost every rogue in Bat’s gallery in for a cameo. Plus, Jim Lee owns most other artists.

Batman: Arkham Asylum

  • Written By: Grant Morrison (novel) Paul Dini (game)
  • Art: Dave McKean (novel) Rocksteady (game)

I just beat this the other day

Awesome game

I have chosen to include both the game and novel in one here, as they both inform each other in my opinion. Fellow Scot Morrison came up with the idea first – throw Batman into Arkham and see how sane he is compared with the other inmates already in there. Teamed with Dave McKean’s awe-inspiring art and a revolutionary novel was created. But Rocksteady had the idea of running with the idea and in turn created a game which made me feel like I was Batman.

Crucially, the game not only involves pummeling bad guys, but also relies on the Dark Knight’s detective skills and his use of stealth too. Combined with the classic voice acting of TAS stars Kevin Conroy (the greatest Batman of all time in my opinion), Mark Hamill and my beloved Arleen Sorkin, it’s a truly interactive Batman experience .

Batman: The Long Halloween

  • Written By: Jeph Loeb
  • Art: Tim Sale
  • Loeb and Sale once again....

    Loeb and Sale once again...

A far superior book in comparison to Hush, this dark and sprawling tale is up there with the very best. Contained within this book are large parts that would form the basis for The Dark Knight’s exploration of the character of Two-Face (which in turn borrowed from the awesome episode of TAS – again!).  Even more pleasing is the artwork in this book; it could be the greatest Batman has ever seen. In particular Poison Ivy is a beautiful creation with Sale’s expert pencil. Special kudos to the covers, each one is unique and exceptional.

Batman: The Killing Joke

  • Written By: Alan Moore
  • Art: Brian Bolland

One of the very best Joker tales

One of the very best Joker tales

It wouldn’t be a ‘greatest comics’ list without Alan Moore making an appearance somewhere. The Killing Joke is an infamous one-shot which concerns itself not with Batman, but with the Joker instead. This story brought to life the ‘multiple origins’ idea, in which Joker will exaggerate of fantasize events that prompted him to become the twisted Clown Prince of Crime. He also takes shit way too far with the Gordon family by shooting and crippling Barbara and then torturing Jim with naked pictures of her. That’s just mean. I love the enigmatic ending too.

Batman The Animated Series: Robin’s Reckoning (Pts 1 + 2)

  • Written By: Randy Rogel

Another Emmy winner for the Animated Series, this episode was a true coming of age story for the much-maligned Robin, and most Bat-aficionado’s consider this to be one of the most mature storylines involving the Boy Wonder. Finally caught up with his parents killer, Dick defies Bruce’s orders and hunts him down. Another fantastic episode.

Whatever Happened To The Caped Crusader?

  • Written By: Neil Gaiman
  • Art: Andy Kubert

Gaiman + Dark Knight = YEEAAH!!

Gaiman + Dark Knight = YEEAAH!!

I don’t really buy comics anymore, apart from the odd trade paperback (or Graphic Novel but lets not use that term) that takes my fancy. But I shelled out my hard-earned pounds for this beauty. A tribute to the Batman’s entire career? Sure. Written by my favourite author, Neil Gaiman? Now that’s what I’m talking about! The book lives up to the hype by being a fantastical summation of all of Bruce Wayne’s adventures and guises over the years. It may be a little confusing for anyone who doesn’t know certain areas of the Bat’s history, but it’s nothing that will impair enjoyment of the story. This one is for the true fans.

Batman: Year One

  • Written By: Frank Miller
  • Art: David Mazzucchelli
The perfect origin story

The perfect origin story

After rocking the industry with The Dark Knight Returns, Miller was asked to draw up the story of Batman’s beginning in Gotham. Smartly, Miller focused not only on Bruce Wayne’s transformation, but that of his closest ally (so far, as there is no Robin), Lieutenant James Gordon. What follows is the basis for the film Batman Begins as well as Burton’s Batman. It perfectly expresses the obsession and pain of two men, and the darkness of a city gone mad. No-one will be able to top this Batman story. Only one person could…..

The Dark Knight Returns

  • Written By: Frank Miller
  • Art: Frank Miller
The single greatest Batman tale ever

The single greatest Batman tale ever

Hyperbole it may be, but DKR is the best Batman story of all time. An elderly Wayne has been retired for 10 years after the death of Jason Todd, and Gotham is a mess. Having funded Harvey Dent’s rehabilitation program and medical bill to fix his face, Wayne lives a hermits life. Regardless of help, Dent turns to crime. Bruce decides to become the Knight again. From here on, the narrative throttles along at an incredible pace and the action is nigh-on-perfect.

DKR is incredibly influential in the comics medium. Even though Watchmen gets all the credit for this idea, superheroes are outlawed in , which raises the discussion of the need/lawfulness of a vigilante like Batman. The book works as a study of the politics of the 80’s (the talking heads splashed throughout provide snarling social commentary) as well as a critique of psychology and the media. It also features the greatest battle with Superman and Batman EVER. Why? Cause Bats wins.

There are so many unforgettable scenes in DKR, and I urge you to find the book and discover them for yourself. I will leave you with one which was animated for the TAS show called Legends Of The Dark Knight.

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Stuff That Rocks My World #2

1.

It’s taking over my life. I am Batman. When I got to the Batcave I came a bit.

2. Brand New’s brand new album Daisy has leaked. Is it any good? In a word, AAAARGH! Which means yes. To the fans who wanted more Deja Entendu and less The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me: tough luck. On first listen, the dark, grungy feel of their last LP continues unabated, and the album is all the better for it. It’s hard to believe this is the same band that made Your Favourite Weapon.

I’m not gonna post any songs cause it’s not fair on that super-sensitive soul Jesse Lacey. But if you want to hear the tunes, they are not hard to find. The Hype Machine is a good start.

3. Frank Turner, a man I have waxed lyrical about in the past on this blog, released his third album, Poetry Of The Deed this week.

I’m in the process of downloading it just now and i’m psyched. The Road was a great lead single and was supported by a fantastic video which documented Turner’s batshit insane attempt to  play 24 gigs in 24 hours. Somehow he managed it, using what I can only assume is some Jedi magic. Check it out here.  Make sure you watch the ‘Making Of’ too, it’s great. Find that here.

Frank Turner – Thatcher Fucked The Kids

4. Randomly stumbled upon this video of Bon Iver performing Skinny Love in Paris.

What makes this video unique is a simple element: it is shot from behind the performer. This seemingly basic switch makes the viewing experience totally different; as we see how the people react to the flow of the song. It’s a beautiful setup in a small room with candles and all that jazz, but the best part is watching the kids just getting into it.  We actually don’t get a look at Justin’s face whatsoever. And listen for the drummer’s harmonies: dude is rocking a Prince style falsetto.

5. Been watching a few Golden Era Simpsons episodes recently. Rocked the one with John Waters today, and totally forgot about this scene. All you need to know is that Homer is afraid of gays, and believes Bart is becoming one. So, naturally he takes him to the most testosterone-fuelled workplace he can think of. Hilarity ensues:

6. The Guild – Do You Wanna Date My Avatar?

You may recognise Felicia Day from the infamous 13th episode of Geek Overlord Joss Whedon’s Dollhouse. Before she got that sweet gig, she wrote and starred in The Guild, an online comedy for gamers by gamers; if you have any knowledge of game-chat at all then you will get the myriad tech gags that are the shows lifeblood. Other non-game-specific geek references abound in a similar style to it’s clear forefather, the show of a generation; Spaced.

Do You Wanna Date My Avatar? is an advertisement for the upcoming third season, available on YouTube. You don’t wanna miss it!

7.

Very rarely is it the case I leave the cinema as happy as I did after seeing 500 Days Of Summer. Essentially a film about a relationship that doesn’t work out, it really made me reconsider the romantic comedy genre; and proved to me that Judd Apatow isn’t the only guy in Hollywood capable of making films that deal with love in a modern, non-ridiculous manner.

Both leads Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt do great, understated work throughout. Deschanel is all huge eyes and cute smiles, while JGL really pulls out his comedy chops. The two actors have real chemistry and it shows. Deschanel has been waiting for a while for a role to really pay off for her and this could be the one. It seems like so long ago that my spotty 15 year-old self fell head over heels for her in Almost Famous.  I watched on anxiously as she gradually built up her profile in films like Elf, Bridge To Terabithia and Yes Man. It’s awesome to see her finally knock it out the park with Summer.

And Gordon-Levitt? His next film is Christopher Nolan’s Inception. On. My. God.

8.

Wes Anderson is a cool guy. Immaculate dress sense, quirky cool films and a good looking and well connected guy in general. I recently seen The Darjeeling Limited again, and loved it far more the second time around. In the past I felt that with the exception of Rushmore, he sacrificed emotion for stylistic quirks. And there is a disturbing lack of good roles for non-whites in his films too. But not anymore. I felt he really treated India with respect and managed to draw a tender performance from a vulnerable Owen Wilson (who tried to commit suicide soon after filming). Adrian Brody and Jason Schwartzman are both awesome also, first bring the serious and the second bringin’ the funny.

Also, Limited contains the funniest line in any of his films; spoken by the aforementioned Schwartzman:

I love you too, but Im gonna mace you in the face!

"I love you too, but I'm gonna mace you in the face!"

Roll on Fantastic Mr Fox.

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